well i like you

funnytwittertweets:

that-catholic-shinobi:

You’re in his living room distracting him with champagne and a low cut dress, I’m in his high tech vault stealing his diamonds. We are not the same.

But we are on the same team, and the payout is gonna be great for us

(via mens-rights-activia)

calhaspam-deactivated20241208:

calhaspam-deactivated20241208:

hes a sweet boy

i dont know why people keep tagging this as el woo woo but its endearing and i agree. el woo woo <3

(via dare-i-say-asexual)

beachtownpussy-deactivated20220:

when the only way out is through

(via dare-i-say-asexual)

tear-dropp-deactivated20241031:

hoodie with ur fav persons scent >>>>

(via iridaceae98-deactivated20250210)

dirtyhaloz2:

Must have both.

(via iridaceae98-deactivated20250210)

system-reset:

teathattast:

so true

(via djungelskoggf)

apvano:

doom patrol editorial assignment for typography class

body copy nabbed from here

wordwizards:

new tumblr people if you have a blank blog and you only like stuff but never reblog anything people are going to assume you’re not a real person and block you

(via parkerstorms)

like i deadass don’t care anymore and that fucking sucks

hmu when you learn how to care for anyone that’s not yourself

readerman-blag:

elidyce:

absolutelynothingitellyou:

nilesfreeman:

blognotfound:

pls don’t let this flop

doofenshmirtz’s mental process i think

Mans was literally so respectful he never assumed every turquoise platypus he met wasn’t automatically going to be the one and only turquoise platypus he’s ever met 😂😂😂

I think it’s very sweet that Perry the Platypus recognized that the poor dude is effectively platypus-face-blind (and possibly colour-blind as well), cannot tell if a random platypus is or is not Perry, and is never going to assume in case it is a different platypus because that would be RUDE - and therefore carefully puts on his hat every time, so Doofenshmirtz knows who he’s talking to. 

That is some prime Politeness-Between-Nemeses right there. 

To be fair, the tri state area apparently has a LOT of platypuses.

(via mens-rights-activia)

afro-elf:

awxward:

afro-elf:

gayvetforlife:

afro-elf:

gayvetforlife:

afro-elf:

kirishima-hates-terfs:

afro-elf:

afro-elf:

i like tumblr more than twitter because the white people on here have never listened to rap music

i mean they’ve heard a brockhampton song but that’s all and they don’t know the words and they haven’t built their entire internet persona around it. tumblr white people build their internet personas around whichever piece of fantasy media makes them feel the most marginalized and that’s just easier to deal with

Hamilton

that’s not rap music

Watsky, Lil Dicky, Wax, Daveed Diggs

do you live in the suburbs?

Yeah, why?

Does Kitchen Sink by Twenty Øne Pilots count as rap?

i can’t do this anymore

(via mens-rights-activia)

tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva:

log4:

tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva:

the word “gaslight” doesn’t even exist lmao. you imagined it. you have problems

Basically plagiarism tbh but it’s you so it’s okay

i’d never plagiarize…it’s all in your head

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