Liam and Zayn fuck
just gimme some food and we'll be cool
i have some weird ass tags bruhh like srsly i didn't know ppl actually read them and stuff
Don't like my layout I don't like your face
Because It Will Destroy The Traditional Meaning of Marriage: I think you will find that actual 'traditional marriage' was a woman's father signing over ownership of her to the husband that he has picked out. Thank god we have moved on from such outdated 'traditions', right?
The Bible Says It's Wrong: The bible doesn't actually say anything about gay marriage. It does however say that you shall not wear clothing of mixed fabrics (Deuteronomy 22:11), guess we're all going straight to hell!
Because Being Gay Is Unnatural: Homosexuality is found in over 450 species. Homophobia is only found in one- i think it is clear which is more unnatural.
Because Gay Men Are Sexual Predators: Male rape is most commonly committed by heterosexual men (McMullen 1990). Better keep your back against that wall for the rest of your life!
Because Gay Sex Is Disgusting: If you have ever jerked off to a little bit of girl on girl action or if you have ever had heteronormative anal sex then your argument is immediately invalid.
Because Gay People Are Icky: Well.. At least you're honest but i personally find homophobics icky and you're still allowed to get married.
Because Innocent Children Might Re-enact Gay Marriage Scenes At School And It Will Turn Our Kids Gay: You're really more comfortable with children acting out gun fights than acting out a display of love? Pretending to be gun-touting criminals doesn't turn children into gun-touting criminals. Pretending to be a pony doesn't turn children into ponies. Heck, how many LGBT people re-enacted heteronormative marriages when they were kids? You should really look up the definition of 'pretend'.
Because I'm a Dick: Glad you admit it.
.... : Exactly.
me: larry is so cute omfg they need to get married and have 7 children and be cute grandparents AWWW FLUFFY FLUFF FLUFF
me: LARRY IS SO FUCKING HOT WTF THEY SHOULD HAVE SEX ON STAGE AND GIVE EACH OTHER HOT BLOWJOBS. TATTOOS AND WEED MOTHERFUCKER THEY ARE FOREVER YOUNG
Sometimes I want Liam to cuddle me and tell me I’m beautiful and twirl my hair in his fingers and lay in a field of daisies with me and sing in falsetto for me and bake me cupcakes and boop me on the nose but others I want him to push me against a wall and growl and bite my neck and lick me all over and fuck me against a table you see my dilemma
if you are flirting with me please put [I AM FLIRTING WITH YOU] at the end of every sentence because i am dumb and i don’t understand when people are nice and when people are flirting thank u this has been a psa
Friendly reminder Liam can sing like this.
WHAT THE FUCK
This is fucking hot as shit. Damn.
EVERY DAMN TIME UGH FUCK ME
IM CRYING OH MY FUCKING GOD
Remember that time Louis looked into Eleanor’s eyes and forgot what he was saying?
Remember that times Louis licked Eleanor’s nose?
Remember that time Louis and Eleanor kissed at a bar?
Remember that time Eleanor stood on the sidelines cheering on Louis then ran to congratulate him?
Remember that time Eleanor got a tattoo in Louis’ handwriting?
Oh wait. That wasn’t Eleanor. It was Harry.
do you guys realize we can change our lives any time we want like you can just go ahead and delete ur blog, stop eating meat, shave or head, start running, tell that person you hate why you hate them so much, confess your love to someone and kiss them unexpectedly like why don’t we do that
nothing in fanfiction frustrates me more than trying to figure out how the characters are supposed to be positioned though oh my god its like how is he kissing the back of his neck i thought they were face to face??? wait are they lying down or still standing up?? where did that bed come from
Person: Hi I'm Christian.
Person: Hi I'm Jewish.
Person: Hi I'm Muslim.
Person: Hi I'm Wiccan.
Person: Hi I'm atheist.
Person: Hi I'm Buddhist.
Person: Hi I'm Hindu.
Person: Hi I believe in this and you're wrong so I'm going to tell you all about how wrong you are.
Me: Get the fuck out of my face before I hit you in the face with a frozen turkey.
do you think harry gets protective of gemma even though he’s younger and tries to act mean when she says something about a guy and harry demands that he meets him before she goes out and then tries to be the bigger man when he does while crossing his arms over his chest and being really serious and protective even though harry probably played with gemma’s stuffed animals when he was little and had tea parties with them
You know how Batman used to be Liam’s favorite superhero and now he has this obsession with Iron Man
and I have a strong feeling it’s because Iron Man is propably Zayn’s favorite, cause Zayn looks a bit like Tony Stark with the stubble and idk man the feels.
i hope liam payne gets his drivers license and parks outside the houses of the people who bullied him and plays the laughing version of what makes you beautiful while he sits there throwing money out the window