white people willingly refrain from throwing around ‘voldemort’ but start a earthquake when they’re told ‘n-gga’ isn’t for them
White people won’t say Beetlejuice 3 times but say “nigga” like it ain’t nothing
White people scared to say Bloody Mary, but will look at a black person with no fear and say nigga
where do aliens hang out
this post is back again and im glad bc i get to watch people get confused about v b n m again
if you ever call me annoying, even if it’s just jokingly, the chances of me ever speaking to you again are slim to none because I’ll be so afraid that every little word or sound that comes out of my mouth will aggravate you and make you cringe and hate my existence
fun fact: you don’t cure depression by telling me i have nothing to be sad about
another fun fact: you dont cure anxiety by just getting up and doing whatever it is that makes you anxious
my baby brother was really upset so
he was crying
until he realized he was taking selfies on my laptop
Best post on tumblr omg
ive never been to a funeral or a wedding and ive never had a sleepover
and ive never gone down a water slide or been on a roller coaster
sounds like the first verse of a macklemore track
when i got on my first roller coaster i knew i was a lesbian
"hey bukowski no offense but why dont you take your shirt off in the pool"
"why do we run from the rain but soak in tubs full of water"
"aight take it easy man"
IM A TEENAGER I WANNA BE DANGEROUS I WANNA DO SOMETHING CRAZY I WANNA GO STEAL A TRAFFIC LIGHT
AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT TRAFFIC LIGHTS WERE A LOT SMALLER
YOU THINK THAT’S BIG?? CHECK OUT THIS STOP SIGN I JUST GRABBED
STOP STEALING ROAD NAVIGATIONAL ESSENTIALS.
do you ever like have a name totally ruined for you because you knew some asshole with that name and now no matter the person’s own virtues they have to get over this huge hurdle which is their name
Adolf means “noble wolf,” tell me that wouldn’t be an awesome name if a certain someone didn’t ruin it for everyone.
do you ever have a plan for the day and suddenly it’s 4pm and you’ve achieved literally nothing
ugh i want to get really uncomfortably rich and then just. go around and anonymously donate huge amounts of money to people for things like HEY youre trying to move away from your abusive parents?? BAM 10 thousand mystery dollars oh whats that your dog needs surgery?? BAM paid for hey you cant afford to go to that con with your friends?? BAM better get your cosplay ready you fucking nerd